SCREWED

got this from a joke book or some sort :x check it out

There is this lifeguard walking down the beach during his usuall patrol, when he notices a woman lying on the beach. She has no arms or legs, and she is crying.
"whats the matter" he asked.
I've never had a friend"
"Ill be your friend." he said.
The next day, he sees the same woman and she is bauling her eyes out.
"whats wrong?"
"Ive never had a hug before."
He picks her up and gives her a tight hug. When he puts her down, he sees a twinkle in her eye that says that she is just wanting attention.
The next day, he sees the same woman, and she is screaming...or at least acting like it.
"Whats wrong now?"
"Ive never been kissed."
So he picks her up and kisses her.
The very next day, he sees the same woman, but she is acting so distraught, he doesn't know what to do.
"Whats the matter now?"
"Ive never been screwed."
He picks her up...and tosses her into the ocean.
"There, now you're screwed."

so wat is screw actually , well let's not go into detail with that. u're more likely to noe when u grow up u noe wat i mean